I rather die happy, then live miserable.

kinickienoodle: escapeexpectations: raving-rachael: What if...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:19:18 -0400

escapeexpectations:

raving-rachael:

What if all the Disney princes and princesses were gay? And then, what if they all sang mash-ups of Disney songs and pop-hits, and did choreographed dancing to those mash-ups? Would you like to see that?

Well, your wish has been granted.

And, +10 points to the creators for including a Mean Girls reference.

I think this is the 6th time I’ve reblogged this

Is it just me or was there a small reference to Bring it On in the dancing, just before thriller

jared-trolls-me: deathlyhellos: OH MY GOD. FCKUCKCCKKK

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:59:13 -0400

jared-trolls-me:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

FCKUCKCCKKK

sehboofs: that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:12:03 -0400

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

lumos5000: worthyourweightinfanfiction: when youre reading smut and you know its written by 12...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:10:22 -0400

lumos5000:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

when youre reading smut and you know its written by 12 year olds because instead of penis it says

i can never look at this gif the same way again

chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:09:51 -0400

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

magos-da-fairytail: cynthiakddo: branpan808: cptprocrastinatio...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:04:24 -0400

magos-da-fairytail:

cynthiakddo:

branpan808:

cptprocrastination:

sannguine:

jaidefinichon:

what

the

fuck

nevertrustasombrero: Impossible!! #how do their dresses do...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:55:03 -0400

nevertrustasombrero:

Impossible!!

#how do their dresses do the thing #SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW THE DRESSES DO THE THING

thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:28:34 -0400

thearcanetheory:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON)

RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT 1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA.

THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE!
THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS”
CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT.
USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.
THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT.

THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE.

THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED

THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING.
TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

Not gonna lie, I’m mostly reblogging this because reading it is so thoroughly enjoyable.

101st-analborne: fallbeil: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wrathofpr...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:51:20 -0400

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿)

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

101st-analborne: fallbeil: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wrathofpr...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:26:24 -0400

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿)

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

youandyourhmballs: theclearlydope: Boom....

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:20:38 -0400

youandyourhmballs:

theclearlydope:

Boom. Roasted.

jonnovstheinternet:

[via]

This is so amazing.

castigliones: #you adorable baby butterfly of russian...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:37:23 -0400

castigliones:

#you adorable baby butterfly of russian excellence

lauphing-bronie42: siriusstark: awkwardsituationist: 98 year...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:32:16 -0400

lauphing-bronie42:

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

this man is more amazing than most people in the owrld.

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:27:25 -0400

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

jakeenglish: eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:08:17 -0400

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

guest-age: bloojayoolie: wiredandrewired: dudeistlibertarian: ...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:01:13 -0400

guest-age:

bloojayoolie:

wiredandrewired:

dudeistlibertarian:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

Are we not gonna notice wheatley?

If these don’t eventually show up in the Crash Course libertage, then there has been a serious miscarriage of justice.

thefandomlyfe: okay so this deserves to be rebloggable because...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:02:15 -0400

thefandomlyfe:

okay so this deserves to be rebloggable because that is the most amusing thing I’ve ever heard omfg good luck at his wedding because omfg c:

danisnotonfire: i made a new video! called ‘Ironic...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:44:01 -0400

danisnotonfire:

i made a new video! called ‘Ironic Appreciation’ you can click here to watch it! (>^__^)>

radical-illusion: theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 13:12:56 -0400

radical-illusion:

theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh

im crying

brichibi: untitled-titles: i want to cry He tried so hard....

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 13:12:26 -0400

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.